Initiation

It was a hot and sunny day.  People from choirs all around PHS were gathered at the favorite local hang out, Macey's.  Two of the group (Dream and myself) got there another way than everyone else, and were oblivious to what was coming their way.  They joked, made funny faces, and were generally awkward with the rest of the group.  When it came time to head back to the school is when the truth came out.  The whole group was going to fit in one little vehicle.

SHOTGUN!... Oh goodness this is crazy!... I don't think anyone else can fit!  We can fit another person in the front!... There is no way this is happening... I don't think there's room... Nah, you can fit. Just get in on top of everyone in the back... We can't shut the door!... There's a leg in the way, who's is this?... Sorry, that's mine.  I'm trying... Here, let me get the door...

The whole posse strained and squished until finally we got the door shut and started the car.  And we wheeled right out of the parking lot and all the way to the school.  Alive.  Everyone afraid of getting in a crash or otherwise pulled over.  As soon as we got on campus, I *touched* the door handle and the door FLEW open.  We all fell out.
I Love us choir people.  (I can say US now.. hehe :D)  Love Love.  I'm super duper excited that I'm in choir this year :D
Ky~ told me a couple minutes later:
"Well, you're officially initiated now."
... Oh, so that's how they do it.
 My mom's response to this story was:
 "Every teen has to do that once in there life.. but please NEVER do that again!"

Stomach Bone Stew

or Pig Limb Stew
My mom told me to help make dinner. Ok. What do I need to do? Well, you chop up some of the usual stuff [carrots, celery, onions] and then put the ham bone in. I did a double take - wait what?  Ham bone. Seriously? She showed it to me.. yup.  A ham bone.  So later after the beans have soaked for two hours - yeah, this soup is weird - I chop up the stuff (well, The Muffin does as I got sharp pains in my wrist every time I tried to chop.. THAT'S from my rifle, but I Love Colorguard anyway.  Plus I'll have super strong wrists!) and take the ham bone out of the bag.  Yummy! :P I held it over the pot and told The Muffin to look over.. 'ew.'  So as I stirred the stew and ham bone, I commented
"This bone looks like a limb... because it is!"
That cracked The Muffin up a whole lot, as most of you can see by how she put it as her status.  Then, my mind already in rediculous mode or something, I said
"At first I thought it was like, a stomach bone, but no, it's a leg or something."
THAT really got to Muffin as well.  STOMACH bone?! BAHAHAHA!  Hey, I meant rib okay??  It's kinda close...

And thus the beginnings of the Stomach Bone Stew!  Doesn't it look so good?
Yeah, not really, I hope it'll taste differently than it looks... :)

Thank You's

Basically, life is great :)  I'm not saying there aren't bumps in the road, but overall it's been quite enjoyable :) I Love my friends!!  I'd like to give a thank you to:
ChuddaChudda, who makes my day, everyday.  There are so many things I could say here, but I'll just sum it up by saying he's my everything. :) He always knows how to make me smile and helps me be happy - even when he doesn't know he's doing it. I Love you :)
MomWebb, who is my inspiration and my hero.  I Love her more than I can say.  She always knows how to make things right when everything is falling apart, and she's one of my best friends :)
Michilli! [sorry if I spelled that wrong] My gorgeous little sister, I'm so glad we have become such great buds :D
Twin, who lights up my world ;)
LittleSis, who is always eager to Love.  And gives some of the best hugs ever!
Gladiator, who laughs with me [not at me] when I'm being a dork, and smiles at my randomness.
Tiave, who makes me smile.. despite how ridiculous he is to deal with, sometimes.  Love ya :)
SilverLight, Eli~.  I just came up with this, because she has like water-blue-silver eyes, and she.... just glows.  She always says hi to me when she see's me, and smiles.  She has a way of making you feel wanted just when you really need it.
KyDancer, who gives me reasons to laugh all the time.  I'm much better off because of her bright pretty face :)
Wall, who also makes me laugh.  Everything about this amazing gal puts a smile on my face :)
Katie J., just adorable in every way!  She really hasn't changed since we were six.  Her smile is SO contagious.
ZANK! Because he always knows just when to be a dork, when I really need to smile. Hey hey hey ;)
Soza, who is courteous.  He always says thank you, even for the small things, and always says hi to me.
Poker, who is good at making me smile.. most of the time :)
Jareth! Isn't that one of the coolest names you've ever heard?? He's an upcoming freshman, and has decided to join the lovelyness of guard!  I've only known him two days, but so far he's made me smile :)
Sketch.. Wow.  She attacks me everytime I see her, and makes me feel SO Loved. 
Scales. Always excited to see me. :)
Dream, who I can trust, and can trust me. Great listener :)
There are probably many more people who do little things to make me smile, but these are the ones I remember the most right now.  Thank you all so much!  You are the ones who make my life happy :)

Muahaha says the spoon

That's right. A spoon. It's evil. It cut me. At first it didn't bleed, I was just surprised, then it DID start to bleed. And lucky for me, I got to file projects the next period. So, guess.. yeah I had to try my darndest not to touch any of the papers with my still semi bleeding fingertip.
My back has been hurting since the end of school yesterday
I'm pretty darn tuckered out.
BUT enough complaining. Life is actually really good :) Today was a fun day!
I discovered I have another laugh. It's... almost like a cackle, but not quite that evil. Haha :P Gordo was the first to say something after it blurted out, then others heard it and laughed. Oh, that's laugh number..... eight I believe.
It was pretty funny though :) I don't know if I can do it again :P

The Tale of Lady Corin

My little cousin Sar told me a story. Actually, she told me a few stories and weaved them together somehow. But, I'm going to put down the biggest part of it. It was really, really funny. Sar is super cute! Hopefully I can remember enough to recount the cuteness.

First, I gotta show you what she can do. [Sar moves to the stairs and has her Masquerade barbie walk down them. Doing flips and such.] She can jump and step like this - barbie steps allll the way from the ground to the doorknob - but she always falls down if I don't hold on to her.

-I don't remember exactly what she said next, but it led to this:
Then she got turned into Lady Barbeque! She has this dress, and pink tights. But you can't take the pink tights off [Sar began to whisper] ***because they're painted!***
-Sar walked Lady Barbeque around for a bit, narrating.-
Then she was sitting like this -Sar helps the barbie sit, as well as barbies can.- at a ball. She got up and they called out "Laaady Barbeque!"
[Sar whispered again] ***but her name was really lady Corin!**
-Sar then brought Lady Barbeque-Corin back to the top of the stairs, set her down and:
Then she went down like this -Sar sat on the stairs and slid down, bouncing every other step. Once she got to the bottom of the stairs, she sang a song and did a little discoish dance. I wish I could remember the tune.
"Lady Barbeque!"
one step up
"Lady Corin!"
one step up
"Lady Barbeque!"
one step up
and on to the top of the stairs. I was smiling and laughing the whole time. It was great.
I apologize for not recounting all of the story.. a lot of it was rambling. Cute rambling, but I couldn't remember it all.

The Day of the Wannabe Mermaids

Oh. So, yesterday was The Day of the Iron Turtle.. but we were traveling most of the day so there's not much to say about it. Well kinda. I drove for about 2 hours, but it was all stop go traffic. Easy and boring. AND it's so so funny how dumb people are when all three lanes are going slow. Every space they see they move into it... cause they think that will get them going faster. Really, people? So I left a cushion of space at all times, for all the ding dongs. I gave them all names too, based on either their license plate or some decoration on their car. But most of them we just called DoDo [like the bird, pronounced Doe-Doe. Refer to the Willoughby's.. we listened to that book on tape while traveling. It made me laugh! Good story, weird, but good :)]
Once we got to Danny's we had a very large spaghetti dinner.. then later went to bed.

Now for TODAY! SOOOO FUN! =D
We went to the beach. In the WINTER!! It was like 60 degrees today. So so so nice! It was funny to see people wearing coats and boots.. some even LEATHER coats... you California people don't even know what COLD means. Haha jk some of them really do. Seriously though. Leather. In 60 degree weather?? And BOOTS! Hahaha.
The Muffin and I played in the water. It was so great! I couldn't stop singing "I LOVE the ocean! I LOVE California!!" Because I do. It was amazing. :)
We made another SuperSister video. Yeah a CALIFORNIA ADDITION!!! It was way awesomeness.. like WAY awesomeness... you all should be really looking forward to it, it's.. amazing. :) We are total spaz's I love it :)
We saw a couple really strange things at the beach. Two more memorable ones..
Strangeness #1: The dancing man. He had some old music with a good beat on.. and was dancing. He did the same basic move during the whole song, then changed what he was doing for a new song. People looked really confused at him. I know I was. The Muffin took videos, facebook! Haha :) OH! K, but he was just warming up. After maybe 15 minutes he started getting into it. His 'moves' became more.. interesting, and hilarious, and he did maybe two or three of them repeatedly for each song. The sleeper! Oh and don't forget to fluff the pillow.. now wake up... floss.. and so on and so forth. Holy fun! :D
Strangeness #2: The flock of gulls. Ok, so at the beach there are usually a lot of gulls, right? Well, randomly a huge flock of them came toward the boardwalk, strangeness.. then I noticed something even strangnessER. There was this guy.. and he had CAUGHT one! AH! He was holding it by it's wings and showing off how oh-look-at-me-I-can-catch-a-gull-and-withstand-it's-pecking he was. Emma kept saying "Let it go!" It was pretty cruel. Yeah, so those are the strangenesses.
Another big huge meal at Danny's... oh and we're making cookies. And apple pie. I got to ride in Danny's Corvett!!! Holy amazingness! Actually, it's a restored red Corvett Stingray. He restored it himself and is very proud of it. It's way cool.
Done blogging for now! More as these superawesome days continue :)

VedySmot and the tales of Stripes

Created and told by VedySmot [An~]

Well, ya see... you're on a date with Tardy [VedoSmot's new name for JB] and you're driving on the highway.. and Cherry [A~] sees you. He's standing up on the exit ramp. He pulls out his pistol. He's pretty angry because he was on a date with you earlier that day. So he starts shooting people. And you're like "Oooooh no dude, you are not gonna mess up MY date with MY man." So you push Tardy's leg and you force him to stop the car. And you jump out in the middle of the highway, pull out your rifle, and blast off Cherry's head. And then! You go to jail.. prison.. whatever works for you. And Tardy being the sweet boy that he is, visits you every day. And brings you a rose, every day. For 25 years. When you get out, you get 500 dollars from VedySmot and VedySmot turns on "Open Arms" by Journey as you run in to Potatoe's open arms. Now, where is Tardy, you may ask? Well, he fell in love with your German cell mate, Helga. She has five teeth, they're gigantic.. and a gigantic mole with 10 hairs and blonde cornrolls.. plus she's like 7 feet and size 26. Aaaand they got married and moved to hm........ China and had 72 Asian children... adoption. So you get married to Potatoes and YOU live at the Arctic.. in Antartica.. and you have 1 child, 75 penguin children, 3 walrus', and 126 cats. Um..... and that all happens within a year of your um um um release. The end for now! Clap clap clap clap clap. :)

I love us :)

Druuuuuuuggedd......

As most of you know, I got my wisdom teeth out on my birthday. Don't feel sorry, it's not so bad. Here's what I was acting like just after I woke up at the hospital, my mom told me all of this.
"We waited for nearly an hour for the doctor to come in. When he did, he put in the IV so quickly and smoothly, you didn't feel it at all. (There's something in my arm??)

He gave you valium through the IV, which he said would make you feel loopy. Then he gave you the sedative, and said you'd start to feel sleepy. Your speech started to slur almost immediately. You said, "I don't feel sleepy, I don't think it's having any effect on me." The nurse smiled and said, "You don't think it's working?" No, you answered. Then the doctor said, "Well, try counting backward from 100." "Okay. One hundred.....(long pause)... 89... mumble.... mumble..." The nurse laughed. "Did she just say '100, 89'? You eyes fluttered, you mumbled very softly, and you were gone.

It only took them about 30 minutes to pull the teeth. It took you at least another 30 minutes to wake up. When I came into the recovery room, you said "I was thinking about JB. You know, the one who plays the guitar?" You made an air guitar gesture under the blanket they'd covered you with. Then you mumbled really fast, and Icouldn't understand you. I heard "Christmas" and "Facebook", but that's about all I could get. A few moments later, you said "Is Potatoes here? I though he was here." You made blinking motions with your hands in front of your face, and asked if you could open your eyes now.

You were confused that you couldn't close your mouth all the way, that something was stopping it. I told you it was because you had gauze in you mouth. "I have gauze in my mouth?!?" That conversation was repeated at least five more times.

You told me I looked like Turtle.

With your eyes closed, you asked "Am I on facebook? Because I swear I'm looking at the Facebook page, and I'm scrolling down with this hand."

You were worried that you coulnd't feel your feet. [Insert! I remember thinking "This remind me of The Princess Bride, when Westly had just taken the Resurrection pill and couldn't move yet. End of insert.]

The nurse was giving me all the post-op instructions, and you wouldn't stop talking. She kept trying to tell you that you needed to stop talking, because it was moving the gauze in your mouth. "I have gauze in my mouth?!?"

You told me to film you, and I told you I hadn't brought my camera. "Is it in the car?" "No, I left it at home."
"Then I'll film myself whie you drive home." "Honey, I didn't bring my camera." "But it's in the car, right?" You asked me two or three more times where my camera was.

The nurse had you sit in a wheelchair so she could take you out to the car. You seemed mostly awake when you got in the car. I covered you with a blanket and turned on the heater. I told you it would be best to just stay quiet and rest for a little while. "But I'm not tired." You fell asleep almost immediately. Once we were nearly home, you woke up and said, "How did I get in the car?"

By the time we got home, you weren't very "funny" anymore. You ate some mashed banana and a yogurt drink, then you fell asleep for a couple hours. Around 8:30, you woke up in a lot of pain. You ate small survings of tomato soup, mashed potatoes, mashed avocado, ice cream, and applesauce. "Whoah, that's a lot of applesauce." Sixty seconds later, you'd polished the whole thing off. I gave you Lortab and Phenergan, and you were geeling much better within about 15 minutes.

I really do wish I'd had my carea at the doctor's office. You were hillarious."

Yeah, I wish that too, mom. :P

I can't post the vids of me once I got home yet. They're on the computer at my moms house, I'll post them later. They're funny :) and a bit embarrassing, but hey, I was on drugs :)

MY MOM AND DAD TEACH ME THE GOSPEL.

That was Kallie. Aw man, you gotta love primary kids. The primary program is so fun to watch. Little kids are SO cute.

Firstly, that Kallie girl? She likes to sing. Loud. Problem is, she only remembers every fifth word, and it's usually 2 seconds too late. So we get this funny one child echo during every song.
There are lots of cute things about those kids, but I just picked out some of the ones that made me laugh the most [mostly inside, but sometimes I just couldn't keep it in, oops.]

~ "The famnee is orgained of Dod." -- Grayson
~ Sweet Boy Swindler [at least, I think that's the one] pulling quotes out of his head. Literally. He was making a little fist on his forehead and withdrawing it when he tried to remember it.
~ Sophie waving at people in the congregation, then turning to her teacher bashfully. "oops.."
~ 'Fewf, I'm done... oops! forgot to smile!' DING! -- Quincey
~ Hand gestures. No, I'm serious. Breezers was in her own little world, using her own little sign language.
~ I never knew John 3:5 began with "scoot over"
~ "I think being baptized is WAY cool and I can't wait 'til it's my turn." Brook
~ You must say "The temple is a house of God" very fast for full affect. According to Quincy that is.
~ "Grandpa Swinder read the whole book [of mormon] very quickly, trying to find a way to prove it wrong. He soon found out it was all true. Grandma was annoyed." --Atticus Swindler

Last but definitely not least...
"Oh I love how this microphone doesn't make krinkley noises!" -- Sammy

Unceasingly (Little Mottos)

Never regret something that once made you smile
Remember tears need to come every once in a while
Remind your friends how much you care
That if they ever need someone, you'll be there
You know they'd do the same for you
Each time you thank them their love grows too

Little mottos, tiny ponderings
Scribbled sentences of my mind's wonderings
Favorite sayings and things to live by
If you ask how I'm so happy I'll say this is why

I laugh. Unceasingly.
Laughing is like hugs, fixes everything
Cure. Period. Laughter is amazing.

I write. Unceasingly.
My passion, my everything.
Whenever I need to sort feelings out
Or let them free and let my heart shout
I turn to my pen
Again, and again.

I SING! Unceasingly.
Life is a musical
Music rejuvinates the soul
One can only smile, bright eyed, when this wonderful thing
Comes from themselves
From inside their own heart

I believe. Unceasingly.
Believe it will all turn out ok,
Even when I fall apart
I know healing will come to any broken heart
Believing makes up most of my hope, which keeps me glad

I love. Unceasingly.
Sisters, friends, aquantences, passions
Life...
I never stop loving, no not once
And I tell those I love of my care when I get the chance

I LIVE. Unceasingly.
Really and truly give it my all
To enjoy life, have a ball
All these things I do Unceasingly
A few things that make me...

Laugh. Write. Sing. Believe. Love. Live.
Unceasingly. Definition: constant, continuous, without stopping, always
That is how I live, how I stay happy

Popsicles are my new Stalker Food.

When you give Stripes and Bri~ crayons, strange things happen....

I drew the first thing that came to my head, and it went from there. If you ask me what it is, I'll just say "That's what happened when the crayon hit the paper!" Because it is. That's probably what happened with Bri~ too, but we didn't use her creation when we went Stalking.

We also had an extra popsicle, a green one. It was slightly melted, but we decided to do it anyway. We texted Mr. Tumble (Sp~) and asked if he was home. "Depends what you're plotting" He responded. So we came, set my random creation on the doorstep, knocked, and ran away. But not far away. The next thing we heard was "umm... thanks!" and we came out of our hiding spot laughing like idiots! :) We explained to Mr. Tumble's family that.. well we couldn't really 'explain' because it's unexplainable, but we tried. They called Mr. Tumble out and you could so tell he was thinking "Here we go again..." We laughed like a bunch of hiyena's on drugs.. and semi- explained the weird gift to him too.

Then Bri~ took me home.
And I ate Peanut Butter.
It made my mouth all sticky!

My Sister: the GARGOYLE!

So, last night my sister and I were really really... really.. hyper. She was taking random pictures and dancing around.. it was so much fun! Anyway, I went out of the room for a sec, and turned the lights off as I went out.. for some reason. Haha I don't know why ^_^ and when I got back in the room, I was expecting B~ to be laying on her bed, about to make some funny face at me. But when I looked, I didn't see anyone on it, and there was this distorted face with glowing eyes between our beds!! It freaked me out SO bad! I screamed, no joke.

Anyway, just now, my friend Je~ brought me a smoothie.. lol.. I am pretty much addicted to his smoothies. Plus, it's his 'stalker' thing :) Bri~'s thing is slurpies, J~'s is cookies, Sh~'s is doughnuts, and um.. I don't have one yet. Hehe. So I am sitting here having this DELICIOUS smoothie and wanted to blog!

My Top Ten

I took a quiz... "Things that Attract Me"... and decided to blog a bit :P

1) They've got to be fun! I love getting crazy hyper! And I enjoy myself a lot more with people like that.
1.5) GOTTA HAVE THOSE INSIDE JOKES!
2) Awesome sense of humor - the more they make me laugh, the more I like them. Laughter is my cure for.. everything! If I don't laugh, I get sad more easily. I NEED laughter. This goes with 'fun', if they don't get crazy and laugh a lot, I don't really enjoy being around them as much.
3) Sweet - the cuter the personality, the better!
4) Ok, face it, the good looks factor has to go here somewhere. =)
5) A friend - someone you can go to, and they feel they can come to you.
6) [Oh I almost forgot!] Acoustic Guitar - oooohhh yessss :D 'nuff said!
7) Listener - um... pretty sure everyone knows what I mean by this.
8) Careful - I don't know how to explain it, I guess it has to do with the speed they go, if you know what I mean. Being concious and considerate. [Bri~ would know what I'm talking about.]
9) Romantic - Yes, according to books I read, movies I watch, and quizzes I've taken, I'm one of those hopeless ones... haha
10) Writer - It's super cute when a guy can write (poems, songs, stories, etc.)

Inside Out

A few days ago... at the end of lunch I was just sitting, doing nothing. Then Keith brings over an unfamiliar blue backpack and sets it by my chair. I ask "Who's backpack is that?" Christian says "It's yours." Of course, I didn't believe him. This backpack did not look like mine at all. then I looked closer... "AAH! You guys turned my backpack inside out! How did you--?" I exclaimed. They all laughed and I had to open it, (with the zipper semi-hidden in the INSIDE) take all my stuff out, punch it back to the right way, and put all my stuff back in. While I was doing this, the bell rang. Good thing my next class is so close to the lunchroom. Oh wait, I have to get my project bag from my locker! Drat. I hurried to get my stuff assembled and ran to my locker. I wasn't late, but on my way back to sewing class from my locker I saw Keith and Christian again. I pointed, accusingly, and they just smiled.

Pretty darn hillariouse right? I thought it was funny.