VedySmot and the tales of Stripes

Created and told by VedySmot [An~]

Well, ya see... you're on a date with Tardy [VedoSmot's new name for JB] and you're driving on the highway.. and Cherry [A~] sees you. He's standing up on the exit ramp. He pulls out his pistol. He's pretty angry because he was on a date with you earlier that day. So he starts shooting people. And you're like "Oooooh no dude, you are not gonna mess up MY date with MY man." So you push Tardy's leg and you force him to stop the car. And you jump out in the middle of the highway, pull out your rifle, and blast off Cherry's head. And then! You go to jail.. prison.. whatever works for you. And Tardy being the sweet boy that he is, visits you every day. And brings you a rose, every day. For 25 years. When you get out, you get 500 dollars from VedySmot and VedySmot turns on "Open Arms" by Journey as you run in to Potatoe's open arms. Now, where is Tardy, you may ask? Well, he fell in love with your German cell mate, Helga. She has five teeth, they're gigantic.. and a gigantic mole with 10 hairs and blonde cornrolls.. plus she's like 7 feet and size 26. Aaaand they got married and moved to hm........ China and had 72 Asian children... adoption. So you get married to Potatoes and YOU live at the Arctic.. in Antartica.. and you have 1 child, 75 penguin children, 3 walrus', and 126 cats. Um..... and that all happens within a year of your um um um release. The end for now! Clap clap clap clap clap. :)

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