Origin of my Last Name :)

I don't know if this is complete, Lemons had to go. Here are his words:

alright then

It began on a dark night, so long ago we dont even know the year. But Other people do.

There was a man dressed in total black, and his eyes were golden. It was the dead of winter and every where you would go, it was covered with snow, and the man loved that sentence. for it rhymed.

but one day the man came upon a most peculiar sight. a sight that no man could even think aobut. Unless youve earned your stripes.

The only way to earn one's stripes is to either eat a ton of frosted flakes, or just be incredibly lucky.

so the sight he came upon, was so out of the ordinary that the man lost his pants that day.

while he was walking through Kansas

he saw a hippo of the floor, sun bathing in the middle of winter

the hippo was an odd color, and it was eating alot of stuff. Not food, stuff. which is quite a broad selection i know.

but the hippo was for some reason....yellow.

The man lost his pants and ran home, and began playing apples to apples, but he had an inspiration! he decided to make a game about colored hippos.

alright so he couldnt comprehend such hippos. when his game was almost complete, a hippo ate him in his sleep, for the legendary colored hippos were very secret to the world.

and the was a man in black next to him when it happened. So he ran to his moms house, where he found many things to behold

bye